Clicking but not starting
A rapid clicking or chattering from the engine bay as you turn the key. There is enough power to pull in the starter solenoid but not enough to spin the starter motor.
Commonly a discharged battery or a poor battery connection.
One single loud click
A single heavy clunk rather than rapid chattering, then nothing. The behaviour is different from a flat-battery click and points somewhere else.
Can involve the starter motor or solenoid rather than the battery alone.
Slow cranking
The engine turns over, but slowly and heavily, sounding like it is dragging. It may eventually catch after several attempts, or not at all.
A weak or ageing battery, often exposed by cold weather.
Dashboard lights but won't start
The dash lights up normally, radio and central locking work, but the engine does nothing when you turn the key.
There can be enough charge for light loads and nowhere near enough for the starter.
No dashboard lights at all
Nothing. No warning lights, no interior lamp, no response from the key fob or central locking.
A completely flat battery or a disconnected or corroded terminal.
Cranks but never fires
The starter turns the engine over at a healthy speed, but it never catches and runs.
Cranking suggests there may be enough power to turn the engine; the cause could lie with fuel, ignition or a sensor.
Starts, then dies immediately
The engine fires for a second or two and then cuts out, sometimes repeatedly.
May point beyond a simple flat battery; worth having checked at a garage.
Battery flat overnight
The car was completely normal yesterday and totally dead this morning, with no obvious cause.
An ageing battery, something left switched on, or a drain while parked.
Only fails in cold weather
Perfectly fine most of the year, reluctant or dead on frosty mornings.
A battery in decline, exposed by cold reducing output and thickening oil.
Started with a jump, won't start again
A boost got it going, then it failed again at the next stop or the following morning.
A battery not holding charge, or a charging system not replacing it.
Jump start did not work
Professional equipment was connected and the engine still would not start.
A jump start may not resolve the problem; a garage or recovery service may be the appropriate next step.
Won't start in Park or Neutral
An automatic that refuses to crank in Park but responds in Neutral, or vice versa.
Often a switch or selector issue rather than an electrical supply problem.